Posted by: Nathan | September 20, 2007

Black John Read! Arrr!

I know you’ve always been dying to know your true pirate name. Well, no more waiting! Find out for yourself!

My pirate name is:

Black John Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the stereotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!

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Responses

  1. Mad Dog Kidd

    Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you’re the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

  2. I be a mix of you two lads:

    Mad Jenny Read

    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the stereotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!

  3. Dirty Tom Cash

    You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!

    Honestly, I bathe daily. Also, I think one of the last things to describe me is “flair.” How did this happen?

  4. I meant to say, “one of the last things other people would use to describe me…”

    Man, this really has me flummoxed.

  5. Iron John Flint

    A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

    I don’t know how how this works…I think they gave this to me because I said I buckle a lot of swash

  6. Here you go, I’m…

    Captain Mary Cash

    Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!

    Flair – I’ve got at least 15 pieces of it that I wear every day.

  7. For the record, J’s is:

    Captain Jenny Bonney

    Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

    Karen, you had to have answered “I took charge of my family five minutes after birth” for the leadership question. I know you!


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