Posted by: Nathan | November 2, 2007

Boycotting the HOF?

That player who is enormously enlarged due to Human Growth Hormone and used to play for the Giants recently said he’d boycott the Hall of Fame if the baseball he hit for #”756″ is displayed. The ball will be branded with an asterisk by Mr. Marc Ecko in a brilliant move. The quote from the steroid-using outfielder: “I won’t go. I won’t be a part of it. You can call me, but I won’t be there.”

Fantastic! Actually, let’s just beat him to the punch and not invite him to begin with! Then we can display the ball with the appropriate asterisk and not have to induct the biggest, most obvious cheater in a generation of cheaters in the Hall of Shame…err, I mean Fame. Thanks for making this so easy, you slow-moving, HGH-taking, former great player!

Oh, and I won’t call you.


  1. Could this player of whom you speak be this guy?

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